That guy is surprisingly busy! He takes two months off every year to go on vacation. I guess he'd need it since he works with crazies. I mean, I can call him on the phone but Dr. Roberts said only to call him if:
A) I'm dying.
B) I'm having a nervous breakdown.
C) I kill someone.
D) I try/am trying to kill someone.
E) I try/am trying to kill him.
G)I start drinking.
H) I get married.
Yup. Pretty basic list right there. Personally, I think the guy's taking a bit too many precautions. Dr. Roberts is right. I should tell him if I try to kill him.
Peace, Love, and Therapists,
Lily S.
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